DC Burlesque Breakfast Club Presents: Yolks on You!

We like breakfast and burlesque, and we figured we weren’t the only ones. Voila! The DC Burlesque Breakfast Club was formed in October 2017 with one mission: providing you with the best variety entertainment DC and the surrounding environs have to offer, paired with breakfast food and booze!

07/22/2018 1:00 PM

Door Time: 12:00 PM

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Can you feel it coming in the air tonight? We can! The same duo that brought you mimes, clowns, sideshow, burlesque beauties, magicians, ringmasters, and even Phil Collins himself (he’s returning to DC for the first time in 20 years! Coincidence? I think not!) are returning with their wildest show yet! Raise your eggspectations because the DC Burlesque Breakfast Club is back with a star-studded cast from all over the USA that is guaranteed to keep this party going!



Your favorite classic vaudeville talent showcase with a contemporary flair is back with the finest low-brow comedy acts we could possibly find. Former Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown Jim Dandy and brazen Brazilian burlesque buffoon Delilah Dentata have searched near and far to find the perfect mix of classic comedy, sultry burlesque, and thrilling sideshow guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat while the Bier Baron/ DC Comedy Loft offers over 600 beers from around the world, 50 rotating drafts, a cellar list of rare vintage beer, and a mouth-watering special menu exclusive to this show.



AMAZE at stunts never before thought humanly possible from internationally-acclaimed sideshow superstar and stuntwoman, MARTIKA, from Kansas City, MO!



DELIGHT in the hilariously oblique comedy burlesque stylings of DC’s very own CALLIE PIGEON!



FAWN over the delightfully debonair boylesque superstar, DICKIE SMALLS, from NYC!



THRILL while international jewel thief, MURPHY LAWLESS, turns to a life of crime and debauchery before your very eyes with a stunning high-speed horseback stagecoach robbery!



WONDER at the burlesque oddity known only as SCARLETT ROPEBURN!



INVITE your grandfather to witness one of the world’s finest classic vaudevillian masters and purveyor of classic comedy, LES S. MOORE!



WELCOME BACK our favorite DC Roller-Sweetheart, BEBE BARDOT, to the stage as the most charming personality in DC variety!



TOP it all off with your hosts JIM DANDY and DELILAH DENTATA who are proud to assemble this brilliant and remarkable cavalcade of classic comedians, burlesque bombshells, and unique sideshow superstars! Tickets sell quick so make sure to get yours online before they sell out at the door! Advance ticket holders are entered into a special raffle to win amazing prizes, drinks, and show bonuses!



Don’t believe us? Take it from (very, very, VERY) unofficial DCBBC sponsor, Phil Collins, who urges you not to miss this once-in-a-lifetime party!

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

We like breakfast and burlesque, and we figured we weren’t the only ones. Voila! The DC Burlesque Breakfast Club was formed in October 2017 with one mission: providing you with the best variety entertainment DC and the surrounding environs have to offer, paired with breakfast food and booze!