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Open Mic with a twist

Just purchase an item at the bar and you can perform, but be ready for the interrupter! He/She will tell you when you just aren't funny!

Free Show

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The best of the DMV's newest comics

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The DC Comedy Loft presents ... The Loft Showcase! A FREE comedy show featuring some of the DMV's funniest comics. Along with the comedy show you can order dinner and drinks from our renowned beer selection! Come enjoy the show!

(This is a prebooked show. For questions about the lineup or for time, email: comedyloftmic@gmail.com)

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NBC's Bring The Funny finalist, Best Newcomer Nominee – Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Best Actor in a Comedy (Chris & Paul tied) - New York Television Festival, Best Sketch Comedy Duo - the INNY Awards, Best Newcomer - the Montreal Comedy Festival, Best Sketch Group - the New Jacks Comedy Competition, Best Sketch Group - Jackpot Sketch Festival, & Best Comedy Troupe - Chicago Snubfest Festival

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AXS TV’s Live at Gotham, Comedy Central Live Tour, Dry Bar Comedy

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Saturday Night Live, HBO’s Girls, Comedy Central’s The Half Hour, @Midnight, Adam Devine’s House Party, NBC’s Late Night with Seth Myers, MTV’s Ridiculousness and TBS’ CONAN

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A saucy interpretation of the classic Nutcracker. Clara's all grown up and ready to see the sensual land of sweets!

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Dry Bar Comedy, Marc Maron's WTF Podcast, 2 Dope Queens, The Bob and Tom Show, Fox's Golan the Insatiable, Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Comedy Central's Live at Gotham, NBC’s Last Comic Standing and Last Call with Carson Daly

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Dry Bar Comedy, Laughs on Fox, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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World Series of Comedy, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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$10 Pre-Sale and $15 at the Door

Featuring: Mark Matusof, and Michael Aronin

Special Guest: Dana Fleitman

Hosted by: Seth Williams

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TICKETS ON SALE SEPT 6 AT 8AM

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It's a new year! Which means a New Years resolution. The perfect place to celebrate is right here with another amazing Mind Melt Comedy Showcase!! Grab a drink and show New Years you're not taking its S*** this time.

Our resolution this year is that you'll come see our amazing show with our host Sofia Javed and headliner the hilarious and amazing Marcus Brown

With feature comics:
Ryan Neser
Haywood Turnipseed Jr
Ashley Pontius

Come here their tales of resolutions past with the best show to see in the new year!

Mind Melt is a monthly show. Join us each month by following Mad Scientist Media for upcoming dates!

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Joe Rogan, Conan, Showtime, CNN

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Tonight Show, StandUp NBC, MTV, Just For Laughs "New Face"

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Netflix, MTV, TED Talk, Last Comic Standing

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Amazon's Inside Jokes, MTV

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Improv Brunch is a free monthly improv comedy show for DC area teams, with an eye towards giving new teams stage time to hone their craft alongside veteran performers. Hosted by Geoff Blizard and Ryan McClure

Netflix's They Ready, Def Comedy, BET'S Comic View

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Saturday Night Live, MADtv, Conan, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Comics Unleashed, NBC’s Late Friday

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Comedy Central’s Clusterfest, Just For Laughs Comedy Festival “New Face”

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With millions of downloads in it’s first year, The Box Of Oddities has become one of the fastest growing comedy podcasts in The United States

Married couple Kat & Jethro Gilligan Toth bring their irreverent brand of humor and unique chemistry to an exploration of the strange, the bizarre and the unexpected.

"Should you be the type who has interest in weird stuff, this is a fun thing to allow in your head!"

-JIMMY KIMMEL, ABC-TV

“Truth is stranger than fiction, and the Box of Oddities is the strangest of all!”

-SLUGGO, SIRIUS XM LITHIUM

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BET, FX's Partners, The Rickey Smiley Show, OWN's Raising Whitley, Comedy Central's Laffapalooza, Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen, Def Comedy Jam

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Malibu’s Most Wanted, Comedy Central, Romeo + Juliet, Scream and Scream 2, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Three Kings, Boiler Room, CBS, WB, MTV, Showtime, NBC, Fox, VH1.

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The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, Mad TV, TBS’s Frank TV, Howard Stern Show

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Comedy Central, IFC, Viceland

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Second City, Edinburgh Festival Fringe

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Comedy Central’s The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, Secomd City

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The Late Show with Steven Colbert, NBC’s Bring The Funny, Just for Laughs, HLN’s On Call With Dr. Drew, Fusion’s Video On Trial, Super Troopers 2.

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E!, MTV

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Just For Laughs New Face, Comedy Central, Vine, 1.5 million followers

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MTV, Comedy Central’s Chapelle’s Show, Netflix, TruTV

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Comicview, BET

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Netflix, MTV's Guy Code, Wild 'n Out

Tickets on sale 11/12/2019 at 8:00am

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Tickets on sale 12/10/2019 at 8:00am

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Freeform's "Young & Hungry", ABC’s “My Wife and Kids”, CBS’s “Two Broke Girls”, Disney’s “That’s So Raven”, TV Land’s “Soul Man,” HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” OWN's “Raising Whitley,” “Haunted House 2”, “We Bought A Zoo”, “Fun with Dick and Jane”, “College Road Trip”, “The Nutty Professor,” “Next Friday,” “Fist Fight”

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America's Got Talent, Nickelodeon, AGT Champions

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Comedy Central, ITV, Allthingscomedy Network's The Carl Donnelly and Chris Martin Comedy Podcast, Netflix

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NBC's Bring The Funny, The Valleyfolk, E!, TLC, Nickelodeon

Tickets on sale 12/3/2019 at 8:00am

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Single Moms Club, TBS's Soul Man, BET

Ticket on sale 12/3/2019 at 8:00am

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On the Verge series highlights comedians who we feel have a strong chance of breaking out in the future as comedy stars.

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Tickets on sale 12/17/2019 at 8:00 am

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4 Comedy Central Specials, HBO, Showtime, Starz, My Wife Hates Me podcast, WTF with Marc Maron, the Joe Rogan podcast twice, Guys we F@%*@ed

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ABC's Hangin' With Mr. Cooper, HBO Special, Comedy Central Special

Tickets on sale 12/17/2019 at 8:00am

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Tickets on sale 12/31/2019 at 8:00 am

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Just For Laughs New Face, MTV’s Greatest Party Story Ever Told

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Saturday Night Live, Weeds, Just Go with It, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer

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Tickets on sale 1/7/2020 at 8:00am

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Netflix's Degenerates, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central's This Week at the Comedy Cellar, The Late Show with David Letterman, and AXS tv's Gotham Comedy Live, Just For Laughs "New Face"

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Tickets on sale 01/07/2020 at 8:00 am

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Netflix's They Ready, 50 Shades of Black, MTV’s Wild N’ Out, BET's 50 Central, TruTV's Laff Tracks

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Tickets on sale 1/21/2020 at 8:00am

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Emmy Nominated, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, New York Times bestseller How To Be Black, HBO, Comedy Central, CNN, MSNBC, BBC, NPR, NatGeo , Discovery's Science Channel, Yahoo, AOL, YouTube, Pivot TV, PBS, TED Talks, The Onion, The Root's "100 most influential African Americans"

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Comedy Central, Amazon's Inside Jokes with Asif Ali, TBS's Wrecked

Tickets on sale 1/28/2020 at 8:00am

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Tickets on sale 02/18/2020 at 8:00 am

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Fox's Titus, Special Unit movie, 9 90 minute specials

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Amazon special, The Office, Netflix's Brad Paisley's Comedy Rodeo, Showtime, Comedy Central

Tickets on sale 2/25/2020 at 8:00am

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Peabody and Golden Globe Winner, Fox Sports Best Damn Sports Show Period, True Lies

Tickets on sale 3/3/2019 at 8:00am

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Just For Laughs New Face, Last Call With Carson Daly, BET, HBO's All Def Comedy

Tickets on sale 3/10/2019 at 8:00am

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HBO's Def Comedy Jam, The Late Late Show, Jimmy Kimmell Live, Starz 1st Amendment, DC Comedian of the Year.

Tickets on sale 3/17/2019 at 8:00am

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Chelsea Lately, After Lately, The Josh Wolf Show, Netflix's GLOW.

Tickets on sale 4/7/2020 at 8:00am

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Tonight Show, Comedy Central, MTV, Gotham Comedy Live

Tickets on sale 4/14/2020 at 8:00am

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Tickets on sale 05/19/2020 at 8:00 am

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Netflix's "They Ready," NBC's Last Comic Standing, Showtime

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Tickets on sale 05/26/2020 at 8:00 am

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Dry Bar Comedy, Thrillist's 50 Best Undiscovered Comedians

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Tickets on sale 07/14/2020 8:00 am

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FOX, Sirius XM, PBS, TEDx Talks

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