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Shows are 18+

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Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

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Come out and support DC's best young comics as they compete for bragging rights as best New Comic of 2019.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Def Comedy Jam, Shaq’s All Star Comedy Jam, Martin Lawrence’s 1’st Amendment Comedy, Bebe’s Kids, The Meteor Man, The Parent ‘Hood, Friday, Elf, Couples Retreat, Money Talks, Blue Crush, Tourque, The Perfect Holiday, and Big Mommas, YOUTUBE RED’S Step Up: Highwater.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Thrillist's "50 best undiscovered comedians"

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Classes are Sundays, noon to 3pm. Sept 22, Oct 6, Oct 20, Oct 27.

This is a comedy course for novices (who’ve never done comedy), amateurs (who are new to comedy, but with some experience), and professionals (who want to improve their act). It’s a writing-focused workshop that covers all sides of the stand-up experience, from performing on stage to recording your business expenses.

Adv: $12 | Doors: $15

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Open Mic with a twist

Just purchase an item at the bar and you can perform, but be ready for the interrupter! He/She will tell you when you just aren't funny!

Free Show

The DC Comedy Loft presents ... The Loft Showcase! A FREE comedy show featuring some of the DMV's funniest comics. Along with the comedy show you can order dinner and drinks from our renowned beer selection! Come enjoy the show!

(This is a prebooked show. For questions about the lineup or for time, email: comedyloftmic@gmail.com)

Award-winning stand-up comedian and science podcast host Shane Mauss presents Stand Up Science!

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Conan, Just for Laughs "New Faces"

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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TruTV, Comedy Central’s UP NEXT, LAFF MOBB’S LAFF TRACKS

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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The DC Gurly Show is the District's oldest Queer burlesque troupe, producing our peerless performances for almost 14 years. Our mission is to foster an encouraging and supportive community of performers and fans in and around the nation’s Capital. DCGS welcomes individuals all shapes, sizes, colors, and orientations, and is an open, safe space for novice and seasoned performers alike to grow in all aspects of Burlesque stage craft. We are also dedicated to giving back to our local community through our popular Fund-Raise the Roof Shows, raising over $8,000 dollars for a wide variety of local charities in only 2 years!

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2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

The League, The Mindy Project, MTV2's Guy Code, Half Hour Special premiered on Comedy Central, Monday Punday

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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TruTV, EPIX

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Marc Maron's WTF Podcast, 2 Dope Queens, The Bob and Tom Show, American Public Media's WITS, Fox's Golan the Insatiable, Adult Swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Comedy Central's Live at Gotham, NBC’s Last Comic Standing and Last Call with Carson Daly, TBS’ CONAN.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Comedy Central’s ROAST BATTLE III, CNN’s THE HISTORY OF COMEDY, Showtime’s JIM ROME ON SHOWTIME, ESPN Classic's CHEAP SEATS, COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS, Netflix special, VIEW FROM THE CHEAP SEATS podcast, DUMB PEOPLE TOWN podcast

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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In Living Color, Little Man, White Chicks, Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in The Hood, The Wayans Bros.

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Just For Laughs New Face, TruTV’s Laff Tracks, Kevin Hart’s LOL Network, AXS TV’s Gotham Comedy Live, Fox’s Laughs, STARZ’s New York’s Funniest, host of Vice News’s How To Be A Person, MTV2’s Hip Hop Hollywood Squares

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Last Comic Standing, Young Turks

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Adult Swim, HowStuffWorks

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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A storytelling podcast with D'Lai, Billy Sorrells, and Kevin Simpson.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Food Network's "Food Debate!", MTV’s "Girl Code", Starz's "Night Train with Wyatt Cenac"

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Luke Null is a former cast member on SNL and is a current Guitar Comic. Join him for a night of original songs and stories, but only if you are tryna have fun and enjoy your life.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Chris is recording his newest album!

The Jimmy Kimmel Show, Laughs on Fox, Tosh.0, “Grey’s Anatomy,” 2015 Big Sky Comedy Festival, Netflix.

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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MTV’s “Girl Code,” Sharp Tongue & Highlarious podcasts, "Safe Word,” TBS’s “Deal With It,” NBC’s “Last Call w/Carson Daly,” E!’s “Chelsea Lately,” FOX’s “World’s Funniest Fails,” VH1’s “Hip Hop Squares,” AXS’ “Gotham Live,” TruTV’s “Comedy Knockout,” and multiple appearances on Comedy Central’s “@Midnight.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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The #1 Live Weekly Podcast in the World! Tony Hinchcliffe hosts his wildly popular podcast with his cohost Brian Redban. Rising young up and coming comics or failing older comics get their name pulled out of a bucket, do one minute of material each, and then Tony and his two weekly friends/guests give feedback, extra material, and ask questions to the young performers always leading to a hilarious debacle. Past guests include Joe Rogan, Sarah Silverman, Doug Benson, Jeff Ross, and Russell Peters. Kill Tony episodes can be found at deathsquad.tv and on iTunes.

If you’re interested in potentially performing on the Kill Tony Podcast, sign ups begin roughly an hour before the show until shortly before show time. You’ll need to write down your name, and if possible a twitter account, and performers will be called up during the show after being randomly drawn from the bucket. Performers will have 60 seconds to perform before being interviewed by Tony, Brian and the guest judges.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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KillTony podcast, Crashing, Comedy Central Roasts, Joe Rogan Experience, Snoop Dog Smoke Out.

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Elder Millennial tour. Hunter has performed at Riot LA, JashFest, Charleston Comedy Festival, and Just For Laughs

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

There is a pre-show Meet and Greet with Jake and a Q&A after the show!

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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TruTV, Adult Swim

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

Comedy Central Presents, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, John Singleton’s “Illegal Tender”, “As The World Turns”

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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TruTV, MTV2, MTV’s Vidiots, Just For Laughs

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

Thrillist's "50 best undiscovered comedians"

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

BET’s Comicview, Tonight Show, HBO’s Def Comedy Jam All-Stars

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Late Show, Daily Show

2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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NBC’s Bring the Funny finalist

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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TBS’ The Last O.G., CBS’ Blue Bloods, ABC’s Deception, A&E’s Unforgettable, Comedy Central, TruTV

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Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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NBC's Cosby Show, FOX's Martin, BET

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Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Instagram

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Saturday Night Live, HBO’s Girls, Comedy Central’s The Half Hour, @Midnight, Adam Devine’s House Party, NBC’s Late Night with Seth Myers, MTV’s Ridiculousness and TBS’ CONAN

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Dry Bar Comedy, Laughs on Fox, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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World Series of Comedy, Edinburgh Fringe Festival

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Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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TICKETS ON SALE SEPT 6 AT 8AM

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Netflix, MTV, TED Talk, Last Comic Standing

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Amazon's Inside Jokes, MTV

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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2 item minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.

MadTV, Netflix's Insatiable. Showtime’s Shameless, Chelsea Lately, Comedy Central's @Midnight, TruTV's Comedy Knockout, The Howard Stern Show, Conan, RuPaul’s Drag Race

2 item (food/beverage) minimum

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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BET, FX's Partners, The Rickey Smiley Show, OWN's Raising Whitley, Comedy Central's Laffapalooza, Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen, Def Comedy Jam

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Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Malibu’s Most Wanted, Comedy Central, Romeo + Juliet, Scream and Scream 2, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, Three Kings, Boiler Room, CBS, WB, MTV, Showtime, NBC, Fox, VH1.

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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The Tonight Show, Comedy Central, Mad TV, TBS’s Frank TV, Howard Stern Show

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Comedy Central’s The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, Secomd City

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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The Late Show with Steven Colbert, NBC’s Bring The Funny, Just for Laughs, HLN’s On Call With Dr. Drew, Fusion’s Video On Trial, Super Troopers 2.

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Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Just For Laughs New Face, Comedy Central, Vine, 1.5 million followers

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21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

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Saturday Night Live, Weeds, Just Go with It, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer

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Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Online Box Office closes 1.5 hours prior to showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

21+ for late shows. 18+ for early shows

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS.