Noble Asses 3: A Burlesque and Variety Tribute to the Periodic Table

The chemistry-themed burlesque and variety revue you didn’t know you needed has returned!

Beaver and Buttstuff are headed back to the Basement of the Science Building (aka The Bier Baron Cellar Stage) to bring you another lewd and ludicrous tribute to your favorite elements!

We said it before and we’ll say it again: you can’t spell “Periodic table” without “EROTICA”!

Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. This can be any combination of food items or beverages. This does NOT include items bought in the basement at the Bier Baron Tavern.

All General Admission seating is first come first serve, therefore we cannot guarantee seating together. Groups need to be particularly aware of this. We recommend arriving at least 30 minutes to an hour prior to show time for better seat selection.

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

Guests must be 18+for entry. Those under the age of 21 will be given wristbands to wear.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS. This includes switching of showtimes, once purchased all sales are final.

Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.

We offer sign language interpretation upon request. Requests for sign language interpreters, cued speech transliterators, or oral interpreters must be received at least two weeks prior to the event at mike.brown@dcccomedyloft.com

The chemistry-themed burlesque and variety revue you didn’t know you needed has returned!

Beaver and Buttstuff are headed back to the Basement of the Science Building (aka The Bier Baron Cellar Stage) to bring you another lewd and ludicrous tribute to your favorite elements!

We said it before and we’ll say it again: you can’t spell “Periodic table” without “EROTICA”!