Once Upon a Tease

Brothers Grimm told the stories. The Sisters’ Grimm are telling the truth — live on their delightfully unfiltered podcast, where corsets are tight, morals are loose, and happy endings are very much up for interpretation.

In this musical theater burlesque romp, princesses don’t wait for permission, wolves have surprisingly good breath control, and glass slippers are definitely not OSHA-approved. With show-stopping vocals, wicked comedy, and peel-by-peel plot twists, Once Upon a Tease is a glitter-drenched retelling of the classics — just a little sassier, a little brasher, and a whole lot less buttoned-up.

Think fairy godmothers with boundary issues. Think enchanted forests after dark. Think “storybook” — but make it smoky.

Happily ever after? Oh darling… we prefer happily ever laughter. ?

Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. This can be any combination of food items or beverages. This does NOT include items bought in the basement at the Bier Baron Tavern.

All General Admission seating is first come first serve, therefore we cannot guarantee seating together. Groups need to be particularly aware of this. We recommend arriving at least 30 minutes to an hour prior to show time for better seat selection.

Doors close 30 minutes after showtime.

Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out.

Guests must be 18+for entry. Those under the age of 21 will be given wristbands to wear.

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS. This includes switching of showtimes, once purchased all sales are final.

Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.

We offer sign language interpretation upon request. Requests for sign language interpreters, cued speech transliterators, or oral interpreters must be received at least two weeks prior to the event at booking@dccomedyloft.com

Brothers Grimm told the stories. The Sisters’ Grimm are telling the truth — live on their delightfully unfiltered podcast, where corsets are tight, morals are loose, and happy endings are very much up for interpretation.

In this musical theater burlesque romp, princesses don’t wait for permission, wolves have surprisingly good breath control, and glass slippers are definitely not OSHA-approved. With show-stopping vocals, wicked comedy, and peel-by-peel plot twists, Once Upon a Tease is a glitter-drenched retelling of the classics — just a little sassier, a little brasher, and a whole lot less buttoned-up.

Think fairy godmothers with boundary issues. Think enchanted forests after dark. Think “storybook” — but make it smoky.

Happily ever after? Oh darling… we prefer happily ever laughter. ?