Conspiratease
Conspiratease
Gather round as Beaver and Buttstuff reveal the "totally true" tales your babysitter's cousin swore really happened, and the CAPS-LOCKED TRUTH that "they" don't want you to know.
The guy with the hook hand who chased couples out of the woods. Jon Benet Ramsey starting anew as Katy Perry. The Benadryl Hatman standing in your room at 3 a.m. Chemtrails. Sewer alligators. Spider eggs. All here, present on this earth that is actually, really, secretly flat.
Join Callie and Delilah at the DC Comedy Loft's "downstairs bunker" for a TOP SECRET burlesque and variety show that only appears if you say "Beaver and Buttstuff" three times in a mirror at midnight.
Pregame with Pop Rocks and Coke, stack on some jelly bracelets, throw on a tinfoil hat for good measure, and get ready for a ride way better than your sister's best friend's aunt had the night she picked up a hitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!!
Creepypasties: Urban Legends Burlesque
Gather round as Beaver and Buttstuff take you through their favorite “totally true” tales from slumber parties, subreddits, and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
Join Callie and Delilah as they cover all the tantalizingly terrifying tales that definitely, absolutely happened to your babysitter’s cousin. Like the guy she saw menacing couples in the woods with his hook hand. And wait – was that a clown she spotted behind that tree?
From the Benadryl Hatman to the Bell Witch, and sewer alligators to spider eggs, get ready for a journey through modern folklore unlike any other.
Pregame the show with Pop Rocks and Coke, stack on some jelly bracelets, and get ready for a ride way better than your sister’s best friend’s aunt had the night she picked up a hitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!!
Just make sure you never say “Beaver and Buttstuff” three times into a mirror… unless you’re brave enough.
Creepypasties
Join Beaver and Buttstuff (both of whom died 20 years ago tonight) for a journey through - and examination of - their favorite "totally true" tales from slumber parties and subreddits of yore.
Let's talk about the guy menancing couples in the woods with his hook hand. Speaking of woods, what are those clowns doing out there??? From the black-eyed children to the Bunnyman and Walt Disney's cryo chamber to the Well-to-Hell, we'll take you on a journey through modern folklore that you'll never forget!
Pre-game the show with some Pop Rocks and Coke. WE DARE YOU.
Gather round as Beaver and Buttstuff reveal the "totally true" tales your babysitter's cousin swore really happened, and the CAPS-LOCKED TRUTH that "they" don't want you to know.
The guy with the hook hand who chased couples out of the woods. Jon Benet Ramsey starting anew as Katy Perry. The Benadryl Hatman standing in your room at 3 a.m. Chemtrails. Sewer alligators. Spider eggs. All here, present on this earth that is actually, really, secretly flat.
Join Callie and Delilah at the DC Comedy Loft's "downstairs bunker" for a TOP SECRET burlesque and variety show that only appears if you say "Beaver and Buttstuff" three times in a mirror at midnight.
Pregame with Pop Rocks and Coke, stack on some jelly bracelets, throw on a tinfoil hat for good measure, and get ready for a ride way better than your sister's best friend's aunt had the night she picked up a hitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!!
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Gather round as Beaver and Buttstuff reveal the "totally true" tales your babysitter's cousin swore really happened, and the CAPS-LOCKED TRUTH that "they" don't want you to know.
The guy with the hook hand who chased couples out of the woods. Jon Benet Ramsey starting anew as Katy Perry. The Benadryl Hatman standing in your room at 3 a.m. Chemtrails. Sewer alligators. Spider eggs. All here, present on this earth that is actually, really, secretly flat.
Join Callie and Delilah at the DC Comedy Loft's "downstairs bunker" for a TOP SECRET burlesque and variety show that only appears if you say "Beaver and Buttstuff" three times in a mirror at midnight.
Pregame with Pop Rocks and Coke, stack on some jelly bracelets, throw on a tinfoil hat for good measure, and get ready for a ride way better than your sister's best friend's aunt had the night she picked up a hitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!!